Freedom From The Hell !

How you are trapped in hell?

Alekhine always plays black and Nimzowitsch plays always white. Obviously, you will be forced to choose white against Alekhine and black against Nimzowitsch. 

Wait for Nimzowitsch's first move and then play the same move on Alekhine’s board. Note how Alekhine responds to move & copy that move on Nimzowitsch's board.

This way, effectively Nimzowitsch is playing against Alekhine and you are just transferring moves between to 2 masters.

Since, they never lost a single chess game, there are high chances that the game between two ends in draw.

Even if Alekhine wins with his black then you are winning against Nimzowitsch as you are copying Alekhine's move against Nimzowitsch's white using your black. Same is case if Nimzowitsch wins.

In short, you will end up with either draw with both or win against at least one (against both is impossible). You will be free in any case.

And in fact, you need not to have knowledge of how to play chess to get freedom from the hell.